"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
hello 911 yes
yes i’ll hold
mango? why not womango? end sexism now
womango make me a sandwich :P
a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything
You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.